May 2013
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you...”
– ― Ernest Hemingway
“There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an...”
– Hazel Grace - The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via thesongofgalaxies)
“Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time...”
– Haruki Murakami/ The Wind Up Bird Chronicle (via vous-trouvez)
Deal
I made a deal with my girlfriend today.
The deal was that she was going to let me smoke, but I had to let her smoke weed.
She cam up with it because I’ve been smoking a lot lately.
I agreed right away.
I just told her to tell me when she’s going to do it and with whom, not really to give her permission, but merely to know swho she’s with and feel comfortable.
She said I...
When people say Deathsroke is a rip off of...
goubatsu:
XD they were created by the same guy
“I’ve told the kids in the ghettos that violence won’t solve their problems, but...”
– Martin Luther King Jr. (via loveinfamine)
The Martin Luther King Jr. White people never quote
(via youngblackandvegan)
El día de las madres, es el día en que los hijos...
completemusicfreak:
You say I drink too much, you say I fuck too much So what the hell am I supposed to do? I wanna die and kill my dirty mind
“Hey! You’re a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good I’m on top of it
When I dream...”
– “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry (via punkrockklyrics)
“Y nada tenía de malo, y nada tenía de raro, que se me hubiera roto el corazón,...”
– Eduardo Galeano (via jscobos)
“How much sweeter life would be if it all happened in reverse, if, after decades...”
– The Age of Miracles by Karen Thompson Walker (via lostinthesounds)
“‘Because … most of us think that the point is something to do with work, or...”
– About a Boy by Nick Hornby (via lostinthesounds)
“Being in a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices, it’s hard. But if...”
– How I Met Your Mother (via lostinthesounds)
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
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