Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
I made a deal with my girlfriend today.
The deal was that she was going to let me smoke, but I had to let her smoke weed.
She cam up with it because I’ve been smoking a lot lately.
I agreed right away.
I just told her to tell me when she’s going to do it and with whom, not really to give her permission, but merely to know swho she’s with and feel comfortable.
She said I could smoke but not more than one pack a week.
I almost finished one already today :S
I need to either change the deal and increase the number of packs I can smoke OR refrain myself from smoking more than 2 cigarettes a day.
I prefer th first option.